beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via relahvant)

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

(via foster-the-vampire-victims)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via iam2460done)